[Offintheshower] game last night

[Paul Seaman]

Ok, so we lost last night, but a few things were established:

- I can catch touchdowns with a fat guy draped all over me (toot toot)
- Never let me throw a ball again
- Jeremy has the integrity of a saint and can lecture on the physics of tagging nylon jerseys as well
- Marc-Antoine is a borderline crybaby (yeah you)
- I think the Taints might lie

Kidding aside, I'm with Jeremy - someone needs to tell their quarterback that he resembles that Butterbean guy from boxing a lot more than Michael Vick in the pocket and thus it's hard for me to buy that he avoided a tag when he's running around looking like he's swimming through glue, although it was funny watching Jeremy get annoyed and rush him afterwards like he was shot out of a cannon.  

When I threw my interception, that same guy tried to 'block' me by standing in front of me and then leaning around like he was imitating a loose flagpole or swizzle stick for a game of Cranium.  Someone should tell him that not everybody moves at the relative speed of a dying amoeba like he does and that wasn't going to do much, although I'm sure his lean routine was technically cheating.

On one of those last plays on the goal line, whoever's man I came over to help out with that 'caught' the ball on the goalline, I actually got a hand on it and I believe it bounced off the turf and into his chest.  Worth arguing about?  I doubt it.

I think we played a pretty good game otherwise.

Paul